Casper Van Dien

Funny, every time I see Casper van Dien, I start thinking about mattresses.

Also, I've had a girl crush on Catherine Oxenberg ever since Dynasty, so think about that one.


She also, naturally, played Princess Diana in a TV movie.

I knew they were married. They did a short-lived reality show called "I Married a Princess" about 10 years ago. Cute kids, too (tho only 1 together I think). She, oddly, was married to Robert Evans for a few minutes (and that's only a slight under-exaggeration). And he used to be married to Robert Mitchum's (who was an actor, not a Saints wide receiver) daughter. Both have quite impressive familial legacies.

Uh-oh, I think I'm obsessed with this couple.