Dying Light

zeetes said
anything that requires ranch dressing wasn't prepared to be edible. it is a ****** condiment with a flavor that overpowers everything its slopped on.

1000% this.

Ranch on pizza. That's ******* disgusting and you should be thrown in jail for ruining a perfectly good pizza with such nonsense.

What's with people dipping, coating, slopping, and smearing all sorts of stuff on their food? You people are going to hell. You know that, right?