I was looking for a funny D&D picture to post and found this. The person that made this never played. The Wand of Orcus is in the Abyss, not Hell. My random rant at the internet for the day (hour).
I never got very far in D&D. We'd often spend our time playing cards or getting into Bar Fights. I think we got stuck at Level 2. Then we'd keep dying.