Birds: Nature's ***holes

It was at that moment I wished I had a shotgun. Since you mentioned it, I did make a Facebook post that night that said "To Kill a Mockingbird. At 4 a.m. The one outside my window who hasn't shut up for days!"

I have a friend who woke up on morning after a storm to find that a rooster had been blown into her backyard. It's now about six months later and she is always posting about how the rooster is still there and crows every morning before 5am.

That would be a dead rooster in my yard.