Why do women do this? Part 5

Gentleman, stop it.

Listen to me now. You're gonna go right up to that woman. Walk right up to her face. Put your arms around her lower back and grab her booty. Pull her close and give her a passionate kiss. Lift her up and slam her against the wall (gently), and keep kissing her.

Then put her down, look her deep in the eyes and say, "that's what I want for dinner".

You will have steak, pot roast, or whatever else you want. Proven method, good sirs.