"Now, the Queen is your best piece. For stabbing a guy. Because it is the biggest and pointiest piece on the board.
"Me and my friends used to spend a lot of time playing chess. And stabbing guys. And if you really want to devastate your opponent. If you really want to just beat him to the point where he won't even be able to come back from it. I mean if you really want to just kill him? Then the Queen is the best piece for that."