Sure signs of the appocalypse

1. We throw a hail mary pass that scores a touchdown, instead of one being thrown on us.

2. We have a quarterback that completes more than 60% of his passes and knows when and how to step up in the pocket.

3. Michael Vick rushes for over 150 yds and doesn't beat us.

4. Devery Henderson caught more balls than he dropped.

5. WE score a touchdown in the last few minutes of a game that closes the casket shut.