I agree that I was floured when I first read this story. But finding out that the guy was sued for student loan debt a week before the incident is just icing on the . . . well, you know.
eggzactly, we shouldn't milk it for any more - the yolk is played out
don't want to beat a dead mousse, batter to take it all with a pinch of salt soda layers can meringue - 1/8 cup powdered sugar for dusting, make sure to let the cake cool before you begin to decorate..
wait...i'm doing it worng