Cops: Man Choked 8-Year-Old Girl in Restaurant Bathroom

Speaking of the whole transgender thing. Is it wrong that when I'm in the line at the airport that I refuse the x-ray screen then claim to be transgender to get a free rub down by a female or just gross? I can't decide and start to feel guilty about it but then my balls get rubbed and everything is just ok.

"...also, i may or may not be smuggling drugs - please be thorough"