Wife schedules vasectomy for next friday the 8th

From the disaster files:

a) My cousin made her husband do it after 2 kids. He didn't go back for his followup treatment and now they have 3. :shrug:

b) My youngest sister's brother-in-law got the 3 in 1000 infection where his nads swelled up to the size of oranges, and all he could do for a week was sit cross-legged on his bed and not move.

c) Tell your old lady I said hey, but then tell her to get the surgery done herself. ;)

TPS