Are we going to talk about that thing that no one's talking about

So...uhhhh...about that thing...look, I think...ummm...I understand that no one reaaalllllly wants to talk about it, but I feel, well I mean to say, we gotta do it at some point...right?

I'm not afraid or worried or happy or too excited or too angry or too indifferent or too...whatever to talk about it, I mean at this point, we're just talking about it. I know how I feel about this thing, and I'm sure I could guess how you're feeling about this thing. But why guess? Let's talk about...unless we don't want to...and that's fine too. But, I mean, we all feel some type of way about this thing! Because it's just so...well I don't have to say it, you all know...you get how it is and isn't effecting all of us whether it's directly or indirectly doing so doesn't matter. Perhaps it doesn't effect you at all, but you know what? I bet you still have an opinion on this thing, amirite?

Like I said before, I'm ready to talk about it...and damn it, Superchuck...don't you dare try to discuss it in PMs with me! It was brought to EE and that's where we should talk about it! Alright..so [breathes out in relief] Let's do this. I guess someone has to go first. Someone has to push it out there. Fine, I'll do it. Here goes...

Guido, this is crazy right? [half chuckling] This thing is...man, go ahead, you're better with words than I am.