http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=rules/070914
Rules of College Football fandom:
"<b>100.</b> Unless you matriculated and graduated from Stanford, Cal Tech, MIT or an Ivy League school, you may not use your alma mater's scholastic excellence as a valid excuse for crappy football. (That means you, Michigan, Notre Dame and Cal.) (winstoncounty)"