United airlines and overhead bins...

Makes me want to have an airline called "Old-Timey Airlines":

-- Only good-looking young stewardesses.
-- You get free booze and full GOOD meals on plane.
-- No baggage fees, carry-on bag fees, bin storage fee, seat reserve fees, etc.
-- You can smoke on the plane, "Mad Men" style
-- No TSA lines
-- You have to dress nice to fly. No shorts, flip-flops, or t-shirts allowed; men need either a jacket OR tie; women need a dress or pantsuit.
-- Transferable tickets.