Pearly Gates

Three nuns die. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells them "You were such pious nuns that the Lord has granted you one day of carnal knowledge. Choose one man."

1. The first nun chooses Brad Pitt.
2. The second nun chooses George Clooney.
3. The third nun chooses Roger Goodell.

St. Peter asks her - "who is Roger Goodell?"

The nun answers, "I don't know, but all my life, I've heard Fork* Roger Goodell."