The case for not bathing

After spending a month on tour in Spain with an orchestra from Bulgar, I can tell you that article is a bald faced lie. I dreaded being on that bus every day, and the stench got worse as the tour continued, certainly not better. They were very nice people, but all of them smelled terrible because they didn't shower. I swore if I ever went back I'd be bringing nose plugs.

I always cringe in yoga when a granola, tree-hugging hippy with dread locks and (for the women) armpit hair who ride their bikes everywhere in the 110 degree Austin summers come in and pray that they don't end up next to me. They don't believe in soap or deodorant or use 'natural' deodorants and let me tell you, they don't work.