The case for not bathing

I always cringe in yoga when a granola, tree-hugging hippy with dread locks and (for the women) armpit hair who ride their bikes everywhere in the 110 degree Austin summers come in and pray that they don't end up next to me. They don't believe in soap or deodorant or use 'natural' deodorants and let me tell you, they don't work.

THIS! this is who wants to be in Contact Jams all the time - imagine doing yoga where you're in physical contact with almost every part of that person
yuck