The case for not bathing

After spending 2 months in Iraq during the invasion and not having a shower, I will shower any time I have the chance.

I remember returning to the ships of the MEU I was on and going into berthing. I immediately smelled something that can only be described as dirty feet and old cheese. That smell was coming from me. I immediately stripped buck *** naked and jumped in the shower. I've never had a better one before or since.