Star Wars Stand Alone Films

I think that's my issue with it. I have no problem with Luke rejecting the lightsaber. But him tossing it over his shoulder like that, then seeing the porgs messing around with it turned what could have been a really powerful moment into a gag.

Again, I actually have very little issue with what Johnson was trying to do thematically in this movie. I actually really like a lot of it conceptually. But the execution isn't there. The moments don't feel earned. The tone is inconsistent.
Sounds like you have expectations of exactly what should have been done and they were not met. I went in with no expectations and enjoyed the comedy of that scene.

Sometimes you have to just enjoy something for what it is rather than what you want it to be.