OMG, you brought watermelon into it. Watermelon is my jam. Wait, watermelon jam. Is that a thing? Tell me it's a thing. I know watermelon toothpaste and licorice are a thing. I mean, I guess those are things. I've heard. But I don't actually have a stash. Honest, I don't. But I would never be so lame to be obsessed by something like pumpkin spice.