Now you listen to me. Stand up. Put your foot down. Stick your chest out. And then you march right up to that woman, and I mean you look her right in the face, and say, “baby, I wears the pants! If I want to dress up like a cartoon and parade around town, then dammit, that is what I am going to do. And you’re going to like it!”
Then you lay her down, gently, and plant a passionate kiss on her like never before. Caress that woman, and make her shake with excitement.
You’ll be dressing up like Link in no time.