Does anyone have a parent who is a hoarder?

I’m a hoarder. My wife is the only reason I’m not surrounded by junk, but my car is full of fast food bags and Gatorade bottles. I clean it every year or so, and it’s like doing archaeology.

I wish I knew what was wrong with me. I just feel more comfortable surrounded by junk.

Not one bit of this post is tongue in cheek either.