Millennials Killing Mayonnaise

...........But what young people really, really love to hate on is mayonnaise.

Back in 2013, BuzzFeed ran an article titled “24 Reasons Mayonnaise Is the Devil’s Condiment.” (The writer called it “slime of Satan.”) Just three years later, BuzzFeed ran another piece, “23 Things You’ll Only Understand If You (Forking) Hate Mayo.”

By a different author. There was no overlap. Drew Magary penned a piece for Bon Appétit with the headline “Big Mayo Will Destroy Us All.” A movie called The Mayo Conspiracy won the Best Comedy Feature at the 2015 World’s Independent Film Festival.

It concerns the gradual uncovering by a journalist of a mayonnaise cartel that plans to take over the world.

Clearly, there’s something more to this river of resentment than a miscible mixture of eggs and oil.

And it’s obvious to me that this condimental divide can be traced to young folks’ rejection of what they sneeringly consider a boring white food...……………..

https://www.phillymag.com/articles/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/
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I love how tickled this guy is about this, it's the faux accent that sells this

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