Millennials Killing Mayonnaise

I'm a millennial. Personally I really don't like mayo. It's disgusting. I prefer the local organic egg and avocado oil emulsification (with a splash of raw apple cider vinegar) that I slather on my sandwich at this make-your-own-sandwich-bring-your-own-meat food truck that I like to go to. They have live music.

But, do you pair it with an IPA?

Also, try to serve me a roast beef po-boy without mayo. We might fight.