How we won that game

See, it all started when we were down 28-24. We scored this thing called a touchdown to go up 30-28. The extra point kick was good, so we went up. 31-28. On the ensuing drive, Pittsburgh, being a really good offense, Started to drive across the field. But then there was thing thing called a fumble. Their WR caught the ball, ran a few yards, and our defense tackled him. In the middle of that tackle, the ball came loose (the fumble). Our defense jumped on top of the ball, giving us possession. Because Pitt didn’t have any more timeouts, they couldn’t stop the clock. We were then able to kneel the clock out.

Now you know how we won.