Well this is lame (I have to go to a SB party)

I live in Florida, have only lived in the area for two years and am still building friends...I was invited to the Superbowl today and I told my wife she could go without me.

Stand behind your convictions man.

Edit- but since you didn't win this negotiation with your wife, your next play is to suddenly fall ill or something else believable. Just stay in the bathroom for an hour making moaning noises.