N/S Toronto Argonauts sign DT Poop Johnson

When he has a bowel movement, what does he think about I wonder? Does he cry a little bit because he feels like he's flushing away part of himself? I mean, when you're named poop and you poop out something that people regularly (no pun intended) refer to you as, that must screw with a man's identity. That's my point I think. Existential crisis for Mr. Poop. But it's a great time to live in I say.