Man plans to live out 'golden' age at Holiday Inn instead of retirement home

Checking safety equipment (fire extinguishers, hood systems, etc). Luckily my parents have plans in place for outside care and funeral arrangements, except my mother insists on being set afloat on a raft and set ablaze as we play Flight of the Valkyries and sing Kill the Wabbit. My brother and I are still working on that one.
And all this time I thought mine was the World's Coolest Mom! :scratch: