HS Principal to Students: No Leggings unless you're a size 0

wait one minute here. I am deeply upset with some of your statements. Are you telling me after waiting all these years and after all the football conversations we have had. I WILL NOT EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO SEE YOU IN A MESH SKIN TIGHT SHIRT!

My life is now a failure.

No, Detective. I am going to save you from your own worst desires and keep my skin tight mesh shirts in a closet where they belong.