My last attempt

urzombiefood said
Can I get an entrance pass check?

So if a priest molests some kids but asked to be forgiven before the rapture ....does he get in?

And lets say I flipped off a bad driver and used some colorful language right before the rapture. Do the doors close on me because of bad timing?
Pearly gates: "sorry son you shouldn't such harsh language at grandma"

asking for a friend?

I know a lot of people might find this an inadequate answer, because without much background and in depth discussion and consideration of the nature and character of God, my response is entirely inadequate.

That said, in a nutshell, I have no idea other than that I trust the Lord's judgement. He's smart enough and just enough to figure it out. That's all I got. :)