My last attempt

If David is right, he's going to heaven... If David is right, you are NOT going to heaven....

If David is wrong, he's going where we all go.... If David is wrong, you are going where we all go...

Work your logic on that equation.... Right or Wrong... the odds are with DR....

This is called Pascal's Wager. The conclusion is supposed to be that you're better-off covering your bets by believing because it's better if you do and you're right but it doesn't matter if you're wrong. But it works better the other way.

If David is right, when St. Peter takes us to task when we arrive at the Pearly Gates, we can ask him: WTF? Why we were given a brain and told not to use it? Why not give us evidence? Why instill in us 7 deadly sins and tell us to avoid them?

If David is wrong, he is missing out on a lot of lust, greed, etc. that the rest of us have been enjoying.