A friend catered Erik McCoy's celebrations party in East Texas

LOL. A few years ago he was working in India and hit a cow while driving one day. I asked him if an angry mob formed. He said yes, but when they saw he was American they backed off. I said dude, when they saw you were 6'4" and 250 pounds they backed off!

That's an excellent story, but he passed 250 a few ribs ago.