Buying Retail

You need to take a page out of my playbook, and go all "Retail Jeopardy!" on their a** just as they're scanning your final item/before they can ask:

- I have my own bags...
- No donations today, thank you...
- No rewards points...
- I'll pay with [insert method of payment]

Most cashiers - who don't remember me - are at first a little surprised, but they do appreciate NOT having to rhyme off the same drivel for the thousandth time.

Bonus Round: Upon starting the interaction, when asked "How are you today?" I'll say something completely unusual or random (stupendous, epic, horrible) just to see if they're paying attention. If they don't notice, be sure to keep an eye on the scanner/screen so that you're not overpaying. LOL!