Toronto FC 2, Atlanta United FC 1 (MLS Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)

For those of you who don't follow the sport known as soccer, mere moments ago, the 3rd ranked Atlanta team gave up a 1-0 lead at home to lose to an inferior Toronto squad (minus one of their top players, Jozy Altidore) in the league's semi-finals.

The 90,000 fans in attendance were handed free "crying Jordan" face-masks upon exiting the stadium, just in time for tomorrow night's Halloween festivities. :p