What is the strangest place you have ever been?

I delivered pizza in college. One night I had to deliver to this weird old run down motel that was mostly a haven for drug addicts, hookers, etc. It legitimately looked like something out of a movie. Stereotypically so.

I knock on the door and the guy tells me to come in. The place stunk to high heaven. Like this combination of cheap skunky ditch weed, cigarettes, sweat and who knows what else. The only thing he was wearing is a pair of daisy duke shorts. And they were short. Like you could see things.

He was sitting in the dark in a chair and told me to come over. He had a Crown Royal bag sitting right on his crotch and after he paid me, looked at the bag and jiggled it so I could hear that there was change inside.

"Gotta reach in to get yer tip!" He screamed at me. Then he trusted his hips and the bag in my general direction while cackling madly. "Reach in and get yer tip!" He screamed again.

I legitimately thought I was about to be murdered and raped in that order. Dude just kept screaming/laughing even as I walked put the door. He kept screaming "Come back for yer tip!" And then laughing like the Joker.

I'm 100% convinced that dude has his dick in that bag and wanted me to grab it.