I may have a problem

Now it's hard Seltzer's like white claw. My wife drinks those on occasion. I drink strictly miller lite but will do a Jim beam and come about twice a year. My buddy drinks those and I'll have him pour me one about twice. I learned a valuable lesson in my 20's about me and whiskey....we don't play nice together. Now that I'm older it might go better but not willing to chance it haha