All things Florida Man

That’s called hitting the cycle, Florida style...
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/naked-f...og-assaults-officer-while-high-on-meth-report
A Florida man is facing several charges after police say he assaulted an officer and bit the ear of a K-9 dog while naked and high on methamphetamines last week.
Donald Watts, 38, was arrested Saturday for multiple charges including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer/ arrest and one count of aggravated battery on a service dog, inmate records online showed.