New Orleans Carnival season. Family/group port-o-lets have to be 2 blocks or more off parade route.

City officials, get this, are concerned a port-o-let could be used to hide a BOMB! But yet, let’s forget about the THOUSANDS of ice chests, where numerous bombs could be hidden and set off remotely all at the same time! The personal port-o-lets have to be like 2 blocks off the route.

Let’s think about it. Who is ever going to think about any ice chest sitting around, harboring a bomb, during Carnival season, on a parade route? Surely not city leaders. But let us be consumed, by the potential of port-o-lets being used to hide a bomb(s)!

But what about the public port-o-lets? Those will be watched by security, provided by the city?

I thought I heard it all. Guess not!