New Orleans Carnival season. Family/group port-o-lets have to be 2 blocks or more off parade route.

If you are concerned about this, don't be. There's about as much chance of them enforcing this as there is of them enforcing any of the existing rules for ladders or cordoning off sections of the neutral ground.
True, but I find just so silly, to even make a statement as such. It is like; “urinating and etc. in public Is against the law and we are going to enforce this during the Carnival season”. Just shut up and concentrate on the epidemic of car break-ins, as a start!

What a field day these punks are going to enjoy for some 10 days! All sorts of unsuspecting people going into the city and parking their cars, and being prime targets for smashed car windows! I may need to just open up a portable shop for about a month and make a fortune.