I was that guy once, said I never would be, but that one time I happen to be starving and only had 20 minutes between flights I decided to be that guy, stopover was Salt Lake so this was actually my 3rd leg of a series of flights to get to Reno. There was a Smashburger in my terminal and I decided to get the garlic fries as my side item. Hop on the plane as I was upgraded to first class with all of the a**hats, I opened that bag and it almost knocked me out, it was so strong. I thought to myself this would not be right to have people smell this, I looked around and said nah you are the same old a**hats that jump me in line because you think I dont belong in first class, suffer through you old farts.