so one of my grandmother's neighbours, i had a chance with her. hot as fork, tall, blonde, beautiful. i went to a few dances at chappelle with her. never picked up on any of the hints, and i was obsessed with her.
she ended up marrying some douche with a gold camry. she gave me so many hints too. it has taken me years to realize.
i don't regret it though. without my stupidity, i never would have met my wife, who is 10000000x better.