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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...cident-police-say/ar-BB119Ced?ocid=spartandhp
"I rented this hotel room to bang the pool boy. Then, out of nowhere, Andrew Gillum showed up high on meth and HE was banging the pool boy in MY hotel room" would have been the greatest quote ever if only it were in this article.
Thank goodness we dodged this bullet.