I just had 5yds of garden soil delivered.

tip 1 - hire someone

tip 2- hire someone

I got from Accardo Materials.

I forgot how massive 5 yds of ANY SOIL is. this will take all weekend to get in back yard

my back already hates me.
sure...
but when i lived in Algiers Point, i redid the back yard - i borrowed a friend's truck and went out to someplace DEEP into the Westbank and bought a bed full of soil
(Unfortunately, the truck did not fit the tiny carport, and i wanted to get the truck back asap, so i had to unload the soil onto the carport - return truck - wheelbarrow from carport to garden. if i could have just backed up to the garden it would have been awesome)

i also lined our Honda Element with tarp and visited one of the horse stables for some...fertilizer
did not tell the wife that plan until afterwards