Greatest Easter Candy

This year, i am looking forward even more than usual to my annual pilgrimage to Target for all the discounted post-Easter candy i can find.. Of course, as the years have gone by, retailers are getting smarter and they count on people like myself looking for deals, so they only discount the Easter candy like 25% for a few days after Easter.. then eventually it’ll be 50% off and 75% off, but by then all the good stuff will be gone.

And dont worry, it just so happens that i need to go out for some ‘essential’ stuff as well, so I’m not endangering anyone *solely* in my quest for Easter candy.