I'm not a huge fan of the NBA, but I will give it a try.
Team: The Lakers. Just because living in California over the years, but not a fan.
Shaq, because he is hilarious. (Center)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, because legends get respect. (Hybrid Guard)
Dennis Rodman, total psychological warfare against opposing teams. (Forward)
Michael Jordan: Air-Jordan (Guard)
Karl Malone: Google search has him ranked second all time. (Forward)
Paula Abdul: Head of the cheerleading squad.
John Wooden as coach, just like his style.
Not very knowledgeable about basketball, but was watching The Professor's channel for a few days a while back.