I'm not going to argue with you. You're a good guy and I know you mean well and are trying to share your knowledge.
It's just that that definition of small vs. not-small business isn't what is going on here. And whether the press is getting all the technical terms right or not and whether "not small businesses" should or shouldn't be getting the money, the fact is that lots of businesses that clearly are "small businesses" are not getting the money that was intended for them. And, even if everything is above board legally and morally (and I don't think it is with regard to morality), there needs to be more money made available for small businesses. That's clear even from the small sample size on this board.