These guys really are wild with the draft stories...

What is with trying to find a depressing story about ever draft pick?

"Jimmy's mother fell down the back porch steps one day when his dad was clearing brush. She fell in a wood chipper and he grew up never having nursed at her teat. Later his father died changing the oil on his neighbor's John Deere. He's waited a long time for this moment."

It's every third pick and I'm starting to laugh at people's tragedies...

Is this just me?
It's repulsive. It's disgusting. It's grotesque.