Today at work

I'm making a smoked duck sausage fried rice tomorrow. I'm smoking deer sausage right now for whatever I want.


deer sausage? Never heard of that. Must be a speciality item.



About two weeks ago a woman came in while I was putting out paper products and said, "I don't know why people are freaking out over toilet paper. I'm worried about essentials like pot." I laughed.


Yes, how else are you gonna cook your food if you don't have proper cookware? Speaking about pot, don't ever let your sauce pan stay on high with no water in it, totally ruined it. This liquid metal lava starting oozing out of the sides. Don't do it.