COVID-19 Outbreak (Update: More than 2.9M cases and 132,313 deaths in US)

I'm so glad I have the city of New Orleans to keep me safe and sound. They closed the field at the forking park today. And they couldn't even bother to use correct grammar. I've long considered leaving New Orleans as every sane person must do every so often. This is nuts.

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It's almost like they want to discourage people from gathering in places where people tend to gather. Shocking, I know. And the grammar is fine. [The] FIELDS (plural) [are] CLOSED. What's nuts is how New Orleans always seems to manage to elect mayors that they hate. I swear, Jesus Christ himself could be the mayor of New Orleans and the people would loathe him.