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Go outside and find the first cop car or playground you can, start swinging your dick around and let me know if the government has the legal right to arrest you or tell you to wear an article of clothing or not.

Also, this:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/jun/14/usa.haroonsiddique
If the argument in favor of mandatory clothing laws is predicated on social decency, something without actual physical harm to a person, I would imagine the difficulty in arguing that actually putting others lives at risk during a pandemic is going to be a tough contradiction to square.

Ah, no, that's not an equivalent comparison. You're talking about state/local ordinances that govern people wearing clothes. Some places allow topless at the beach, while others allow nudity in certain situations.

I view mask wearing in a similar vein. It's a state/local issue. Federal has no enforcement power unless it's on federal property when it comes to what we wear.