Karen Memes

Cake warned us about this in the early 2000s.

I want a girl with shoes that cut
- probably Steve Madden
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
- you know the look

She's putting up her hair
- again you know the look

She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
- clearly means walking around in her Steve Maddens looking for the manager.

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape
- by going directly to the manager

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
- Managers know the voice well

She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
- to ask for the manager

She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
- Cake tried to tell us